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Sunday, January 2, 2011

Hollywoods Best Camel Toes

We start off with the super hot Megan Fox (Transformers). She is sporting the Shy Toe, although she appears to be trying to avoid the paparazzi, it’s the cameltoe that’s making the headlines. Truly more than meets the eye.



This budding new superstar is none other then Molly Montanna (I think), she is showing the early signs of  the Fish HeadCameltoe. These are among the more rare breeds but it is good to see it’s making a come back.

Here’s another chick who’s famous for nothing. Kim Kardasian although she is super hot and can use my face for a seat anytime she wants, she has what I call Left Side Ride Cameltoe. The slightly lower left lip tends to droop from banging fags like Ray J and not me.
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Now here is one of my personal favorite white trash travesty train wrecks, the stunning Britney Spears. In this pic the pop star is showing off her Hammer Clit Cameltoe. This special toe is caused by having an overused beat up piece of meat.

This sporty little piece right here is none other than Maria Sharapova. This special C-Toe is called the Peek-a-Boo Cameltoe, due to her high level of competition and athleticism the cameltoe will sometimes retreat within and can be hard to see. But trust it is there.
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Here we have the timeless beauty of Nicole Kidman. I like to call this one the Cobra Fang Cameltoe, you can clearly see her venomous fangs protruding and ready to strike.
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Miss Heidi Klum, a world famous super model, star of the hit show Project Runway, and wife of battery acid faced singer Seal.  She is unleashing the Hydra Cameltoe, if you look closely, you can see the beginning formation of a third toe off to the right . This C-Toe is still in development and I will be following it closely to bring you further information on the evolution of this new and exciting oddity .
Here you have R&B super singer Alicia Keys. She is obviously a Bloods gang member.  The cameltoe you see here is simply referred to as the Crotch Puffer due to the illusion that her crotch is puffin on her pants like a Newport cigarette.
Tara Reid
Lady Gaga

 Hayden Panettiere

Jessica Simpsons 
Paris Hilton

Rihanna

Sarah Harding 
Tyra Banks
Christina Milan

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